my brief affair with twitter

Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  May 22
My son telling me about #restingbitchface helped my meditation skills upward of negative 97%
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  May 15
My need to conform has thankfully become less of a priority. E
Trevor S @trevso_electric  ·  8 Sep 2012
Just find someone who's dumb enough to put up with your shit and love them back.
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  6 Sep 2012
The highchair, covered in SpagettiOs, yet again, looks wistfully over at the Chaise and thinks FML
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  1 Sep 2012
I think I might be the Cat Lady of plants.
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  31 Aug 2012
Surely if they were having sex, it should have been called Sleeping With The Frenemy?!
Bridger Winegar @bridger_w  ·  30 Aug 2012
Call me picky, but I refuse to marry someone who doesn't have gang affiliations
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
For those of you coming to New Zealand anytime soon, note that Panties is a dirty word, and not in a fun way. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
The three worst sites for those with OCD tendencies - FB, Twitter and Track and Trace.
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
This weeks realisation: I play Bejeweled because it's the only time I get to hear a strong manly voice tell me I'm Awesome and Excellent.
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
I can pretty much guarantee that if I haven't tweeted for 5 mins, I'm either in the bathroom, asleep or dead. Either way, I'll be right back
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
So, when I write on my artist statement that I'm "Currently working on a large body of work", No one needs to know it's on Twitter right?
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
Gollum wonders why he's not getting any action. Who's going to tell him he needs a new pick up line. Come to me my Precious is just creepy!
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
What did Sir Edmond Hillary and Timothy Leary have in common? Both new that what goes up, must come down.
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
The only part of the 80s I wish we could relive now is the part where Hipsters were out of fashion.
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
So the Hobbits & Orcs have all gone & the only thing missing around here is the tumble weed. Oh that's right. The props dept have gone too.
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
There are plusses for living alone and plusses for living with someone. In both cases it depends on the sanity of the other person.
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  29 Aug 2012
No, I didn't buy an automatic car because I'm lazy. My family has a history of losing limbs so I like to think of it as future proofing...
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  28 Aug 2012
I'd better turn down the heat, I'm pretty sure my poached egg shouldn't resemble something Kate Bush would wear.
Eleanor Lefever @pimpmyattitude  ·  27 Aug 2012
Cleaned the wall behind the toilet yesterday. It was growth! And I don't mean that with a lisp. There was literally foliage.